My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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