So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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