11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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