It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
be right there i have to get my cape
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
