The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
