im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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