You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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