he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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