2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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