it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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