doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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