Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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