Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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