this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
