Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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