Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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