Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Randomize
