I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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