i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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