If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
