so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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