I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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