Ambien. No doubt about it.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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