i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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