are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
