Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Randomize
