they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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