It's like God shit irony all over that family
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Still dying that you shit outside
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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