how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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