ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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