And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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