so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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