I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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