Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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