You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Acid is not a monday night drug
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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