you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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