IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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