it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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