i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
