do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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