So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
