i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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