I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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