Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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