Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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