"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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