I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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