we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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