Nicole vs. Life
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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