Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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